My "Master"......Norm!
Hi, people! I don't get this chance much so I am going to take it! Norm has been having a loust time of things and he's been in a loust mood! He yells at me so much that I have been thinking of biting him in the ankle or, maybe when we sleep, the cojones!
The old fart don't think I speak English, much less Spanish, Canadian, Welsh (of course!) and Portugese!
Well, somebody has to do the job so, for now, it is me, Bill. I am a mere dog but I am living the tale, or tail, so, as usual, I will pick up the slack for "Norm!"............We aren't doing all that bad, either!
Big Pink, well, Norm! to you, isn't losing any weight and he has figured out how to give himself a 39% raise i his annual income, too! Wow! What a brilliant mind for a mere human! three bucks a pack times two a day times 365 days a year! $2,190 a year! More Impressive than a mere $180 a month, huh? I sre hope he succeeds! I have developed a wheeze, too! Just from that "second-hand smoke" angle! Well! We have to leave now! Sure a lot of work, not having a job!
The old fart don't think I speak English, much less Spanish, Canadian, Welsh (of course!) and Portugese!
Well, somebody has to do the job so, for now, it is me, Bill. I am a mere dog but I am living the tale, or tail, so, as usual, I will pick up the slack for "Norm!"............We aren't doing all that bad, either!
Big Pink, well, Norm! to you, isn't losing any weight and he has figured out how to give himself a 39% raise i his annual income, too! Wow! What a brilliant mind for a mere human! three bucks a pack times two a day times 365 days a year! $2,190 a year! More Impressive than a mere $180 a month, huh? I sre hope he succeeds! I have developed a wheeze, too! Just from that "second-hand smoke" angle! Well! We have to leave now! Sure a lot of work, not having a job!
posted by Norm! | 6:24 PM
2 Comments:
Norm, I hope you succeed in quitting smoking, it is hard but look at all the money you'll have, that you don't have anyway. Less stress, enjoy the out of doors with Bill. Good Luck
sonamsenge, forgive me if I don't type so good! I am but a humble dog. My roomie, Norm, is still running wild but I think he will pull through. I hope so because he has not yet given me the pin number to use his food stamps card and I would really hate to wake up some morning with no food except for my old friend Norm. thanks for checking in on us. if I could, I would smile. All them samiling dogs in the oictures are fake, by the way. We don't smile. We wag.
I hope to meet you some day because Norm has told me much about you and you mean s lot to him.
Bill
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